so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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