Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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