The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
