You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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