I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize