Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You have to summon your inner elephant
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize