doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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