Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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