i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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