that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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