can we get nightvision for the apartment?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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