just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
only if we run a train.
done.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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