i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I supernannyed him into submission
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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