I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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