Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
