just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I could fuck to npr.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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