i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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