sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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