She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
the raccoons are back...
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