you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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