you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she peed on how many people?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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