i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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