Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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