Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism