so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
4 words: hood of his car
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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