Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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