Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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