i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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