Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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