I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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