what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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