matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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