I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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