So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
There r osticjed everywhere
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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