Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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