I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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