How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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