Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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