i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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