I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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