I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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