am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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