Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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