i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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