it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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