i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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