Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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