did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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