This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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