just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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