I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
