They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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