I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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