So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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