do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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